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JOHN BEAL

Wouldn't worry? But, good Lord, the
situation's impossible. People would talk. Don't you see what people would say? And where could they go? Who would look after them? Do try and understand how awful
it is. But it isn't. It's impossible. It can't be them. For heaven's sake run out and see if it is; and (good Lord!) I haven't brushed my hair all day, and, and--oh, look at me.

[He rushes to camp mirror. Exit
ARCHIE.

JOHN BEAL tidies up desperately.

Enter ARCHIE.]


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